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Spiderz_Web · Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject:

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CaptainThomas · Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:09 am Post subject:

Spiderz_Web · Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:25 am Post subject:

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Sargbaby · El Presidente de Nascar Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 13272

Sargbaby · El Presidente de Nascar Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 13272

Is sex work?

A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God bless the enlisted man.

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Spiderz_Web · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:38 am Post subject:

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An English professor wrote the following words on the chalkboard...

"A woman without her man is nothing"

...then asked his students to punctuate the sentence correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

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blamin · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:10 pm Post subject:

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild
with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your
followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of
this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the be-atch.
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Sargbaby · El Presidente de Nascar Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 13272